I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Some Dry Shampoo For My Hair!

If ever there was a commercial for dry shampoo, it was the first two episodes of I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here. In nearly every frame, Heidi (Montag) Pratt clutches a can of dry shampoo as if it were a canteen of water and she's a contestant on Survivor: Sahara Desert.

In one scene, Speidi pretends to quit the show, only to circle back to camp and stir up more drama. When Spencer learns that the other contestants (believing the duo were actually heading for The Hills) had claimed Heidi's belongings, he loses his damn mind. Lesson learned: don't get between Heidi and her dry shampoo. Spencer will cut a bitch!

And at one point, as Speidi vapidly rocks in a hammock and preens for the cameras, Heidi spritzes her husband's hair. Um, Heidi...a word of advice: it's going to take more than a few mists of dry shampoo to neutralize your slimy, trouble-making mate.

I predict that, once the Gosselin mania dies down, these media whores will (for the umpteenth time) grace the cover of Us Weekly - hocking a line of dry shampoos with Heidi's mug on the can.