Decorate Your Lady Parts With 24-Karat Gold and Crystals This Valentine’s Day

This Valentine’s Day, how will you spoil your honey? Candy is so trite and massage oils stain the sheets. Wanna give a gift that your sweetie has never seen? Try the Opulent Bikini Wax with 24 karat gold and Swarovski Crystals from Completely Bare.

Yes, you heard me right. Completely Bare wants to bedazzle your naughty bits.

The Completely Bare Opulent Bikini Wax is the hottest way to add flare – down there. Once an exclusive service provided by completely bare’s Bond Street location, the Opulent Bikini Wax is now available at all Completely Bare locations. The lavish treatment includes a Completely Bare wax followed by a 24-karat gold spray to give your smooth skin extra shimmer. Next, Swarovski crystals are individually applied by hand to create your look of choice. In celebration of Valentine’s Day, Completely Bare is offering two limited edition designs: a red Swarovski Crystal Heart design or your significant other’s initials.

No Valentine’s Day date? Completely Bare offers sorry singletons the Opulent Bikini Wax in two other design options: a broken heart or skull and crossbones.

Broken heart or skull and crossbones? That was way harsh, Tai. Why not "Spinster" or "Cat Lady" spelled out in crystals? I guess that would be hitting below the belt.

To schedule a blinged out bikini wax, check out Completely Bare's spa locations.